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29 / 5 / 2012 @ 16:35
(source: aimmyarrowshigh)

I wish we said “fancy” in America. As in, “I fancy you.” It’s such a more agreeable term than “I have a crush on you.”  What’s a crush? Like, I AM A BOA CONSTRICTOR AND I AM GOING TO IMMOBILIZE YOU WITH MY MISPLACED AND OBSESSIVE AFFECTION.  “I fancy you” is like, you’re so shiny and glittery and I just want to put you on a shelf and look at you for a while ‘cause you’re fancy.

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29 / 5 / 2012 @ 10:42
(source: goretrait)

prideandprejaculation:

can we all just take a second to appreciate the fact spiders can’t fly

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28 / 5 / 2012 @ 23:23
(source: metallikato)

metallikato:

_{I see a little silhouetto of a man}

Scara^MOUCHE scara^MOUCHE 

Will you do the fan^dango?

ＴＨＵＮＤＥＲＢＯＬＴＳ　ＡＮＤ　ＬＩＧＨＴＮＩＮＧ

ＶＥＲＹ　ＶＥＲＹ　ＦＲＩＧＨＴＥＮＩＮＧ　

Me!

^Galileo,_Galileo

^Galileo,_Galileo 

Galileo, Figaro

magnificoo^oooooo_ooo~ 

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28 / 5 / 2012 @ 22:58
(source: tridant)

my life goal is to buy out an entire concert and then the artist will come on stage so dramatically and it will just be me sitting there like 

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